Crisscolfer is ON !!!

heartless:

when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym

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sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

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ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

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4-8yr Olds Describing Love.

• Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
• Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
• Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
• Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
• Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
• Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
• Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:

saywheeeeee:

louistheking:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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Friendly reminder that Chris has confirmed that he had at least one girlfriend.

crisscolferingklaine:

crissfuckinchris:

crisscolferisonman:

lilah111:

For everyone who is narrow minded enough to think that it is impossible for someone who indentifies himself/herself as straight to fall in love with the same gender. And for everyone who thinks that someone who is openly gay now has never dated someone from the opposite sex before. People we have 2013 now, this should not be open for discussion anymore.

THIS

I had like two boyfriends before realizing I was lesbian.

I had four 

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Couldn’t put it under the cut so sorry, this is ‘personal’ pass it

So today I was at P.E. class and we were doing voley and this guy who invited me to prom (his name is Andre by the way) ok so he was staring at me and the girls that were playing against me were taking way to long so i winked at him, but like a not sexy wink, like a wink where you can’t wink so you just play with it (imagine darren winking in that interview. That was me). So only the two of us were supposed to see that but apperantly my teacher saw it too and he just screamed, and yes he screamed “HEY RENATA STOP WINKING AT ANDRE AND FOCUS ON THE GAME” which I responded to “THEY DON’T SEND THE BALL” so I turn to the game and the ball is coming at me while everyone is laughing their asses of and making obscene sound and “Go get it” which I didn’t understand if it was for me or for him but whatever and Andre along with the others was laughing.
So yeah, welcome to P.E.